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Can You Get the Sign-Up Bonus for the AMEX Platinum If You Already Have the AMEX Premier Rewards Gold? – Million Mile Secrets Of course because they are different products, imagine THAT!
Carrying a Balance? How to Save Money on Interest With 0% APR Offers – Million Mile Cards Hey, we need to diversify our revenue sources a little bit so here you go! Excuse me I need to barf!
Last Chance to Get up to 7,500 Bonus Points This Quarter With the Chase Freedom! – Millions & Millions of Credit Cards Hey, wait a minute, I thought the “last chance” was the previous day?? Marketing studies likely suggest “last chance” works best. Take notes you aspiring Titan bloggers!
Chairman’s Preferred Upgrades On American Improved – View from the Wing AND A New Upgrade Benefit for US Airways Top Elites Flying American – One Mile At A Time Both came out minutes apart and the writing looks SO similar. Just saying…
Non-Delta AMEX Business Platinum Perks make card almost net-FREE per year now – Amazing new perk on the way! – Delta Points There is a 100k offer which does not pay this blog. Apparently this blog is thriving. Intentionally pushing inferior offers to unsuspecting readers has aboslutely nothing to do with this and apparently we are all angry. Giggles.
Making the Most of AMEX SimplyCash 5% Cash Back Category Spending – Millions & Millions of Credit Cards We.Never.Stop.Selling=Titan!
How to Maximize Rewards and Discounts for Dining – The Points Guy We hire others and instruct them to come up with lame excuses of posts to pump our readers again and again with the same credit cards!
American’s New 2015 Mileage Bonus and the Big Strategic Move it Represents – View from The Suite AND American Rewards Loyal Premium Cabin Travelers In 2015 – One Mile at a Time AGAIN, a few minutes apart…If you did not know you would think these are written by the same person!
Which No Annual Fee Credit Card: Chase Freedom or Amex Everyday? – Mommy Points Deep.
The Greatest Expedition of Your Life (Sponsored) – Frugal Travel Guy EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE in this site. And we mean EVERYTHING!
Here Are the Eight Best Credit Card Offers That Won’t Last Long – View from The Chase Suite Won’t last long? Maybe Viagra will help? I think “Last Chance” wil make me apply more than the weak “won’t last long”.
Earn 50,000+ Points With New IHG Set Your Sights Promotion! – Million Mile Crap Remember the mother in law rule? You will always get the best offer? Only when you won’t be informed of the much better 80k offer that can give you 16 free Pointbreak nights because we conveniently forget to tell you all about it. *^$&$#!
Earn Bonus Points With IHG Rewards “Set Your Sights” Promo – The Credit Card Guy Read previous entry, minus mother in law plus AMEX Business Gold Rewards affiliate link.
Four Ways To Save On Last-Minute Holiday Shipping – One Mile at a Time Four ways and 18 credit cards to go along with them four ways. Because this is how we get paid, make no mistake about it.
Want a Round-the-World Trip for $89? Here’s How! – Million Credit Secrets OMG, the amount of selling going on here is mind blowing!
IHG Rewards Gets Better with Kimpton Acquisition – Mommy Points Thanks Mommy for going out of your way NOT to tell other mommies how to get 16 nights for free with the IHG Rewards Visa credit card. Would you tell them if it was an affiliate offer? We all know the answer to this question!
Receive Free WiFi with American Express Business Platinum Card – Deals We Like Hey readers, buy the 40k card from me as I will conveniently NOT mention anything about how you can get 100k Membership Rewards points because this is how we can maintain the sales quotas to keep our affiliate links. Thanks readers, you are the best idiots!
How to Get Two Roundtrips to Central or South America from One Credit Card – Milevalue We think of a credit card that pays us first and then we come up with stuff that helps sell it. Every time. If you don’t like it and say something we delete your comment.
Many made blog posts announcing that Hyatt will have a quarterly promotion starting on January 12, 2015. That’s it. Nothing else. Wow. I guess see you again on January 12 when they will all make blog posts about it again.
Follow My Travels on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter – The Points Inc Why would I ever do such a thing, why???
2 Days Left for Chase Freedom Limited Time Offer – Noob Traveler Don’t you ever forget it, we are trying to make a buck here and only post stuff that makes us that buck!!!
Citi Prestige: 30,000 ThankYou Points, $250 Airfare Credit, Admirals Club Lounge Access – MileValue We only write about cards that pay us, deal with it!
Sales Of Macadamia Nuts In Korea Have Increased How Much?! – One Macadamia Nut at a Time If anyone is counting, this is number #6 post on this ridiculous story about macadamia nuts! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rookie Wednesday: The REAL value of buying with the “right” card. Warranty! – Delta Points Rookie Wednesday….where we try to come up with more lame excuses (Warranties!!) to sell more Credit cards. Keep #selling.
If I Use A Referral Link, Do I Get The Freedom 20,000 Chase Ultimate Rewards Point Sign-Up Bonus? – Million Credit Secrets No, you are not hallucinating, pumping this baby every day non stop!
Last Day for Chase Freedom 20,000 Point Bonus Offer – Deals She Likes Psssst, let me tell you a secret. You wanna be a Titan? You need to use “Last Chance”. And start using some exclamation marks for a change! Amateurs smh.
Guide to Maximizing Points and Miles for Baby Purchases – The Points Inc. Come on, how about a guide to buying bacon? Macadamia Nuts? Condoms? (drugstore 5x bonus #hint). Hey reader, case you did not notice…99% of these blogs are in the TBB Ignore list for hideous non stop pumping of YOU!
Last Day for Increased Chase Freedom Bonus – Mommy Points Another amateur who will never be a Titan if she keeps using the weak “Last Day”. Come on you Boarding Area bloggers!
Last Chance: Chase Freedom 20,000 Sign-Up Bonus – The Credit Card Guy Hey ladies above, THIS is how you pump it girls! “Last Chance”. I should start using this now. “Last chance to order using the TBB Amazon link if you want your parcel from Amazon to arrive under the tree, hurryyyy!”
40% Bonus to Transfer American Express Membership Rewards to British Airways. Good Deal? – Noob Traveler It will be a good deal for YOU if someone clicks on your 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 credit cards you pumped while saying absolutely nothing that has not been mentioned in hundreds of other blogs. I am not angry but do feel a barf coming….thank you!
Domestic Round-Trip for 7,000 Points With AMEX to British Airways Transfer Bonus! – Million “Expert” Mile Craps Wow, we sound sooooo intelligent. So expertly while we expertly pump our readers again with another dozen credit cards. Thanks for NOT passing on the links to us for cards that do not pay you.
10 Best Credit Card Offers For December – One More Credit Card One More Macadamia Nut Cut, paste, sell
Reader Request: Longing for those VIP Lounges – Frugal Travel Guy AMEX Platinum pump time. Nothing here, move on.
Chase Freedom $200 Bonus Offer Drops Tomorrow – Running With Miles Why let the Titans get fatter, we little guys need to eat too! Hey, wait a minute…this applies to TBB too!
The Chase Ritz-Carlton 140,000 Point Card Is Back! – Million Mile Whateveh! They will “always tell you” about the best card deals. Sure aha I believe it. Like this one being so late you will likely miss another $300 because, well, look above…so darn busy pumping the other cards that pay commissions to this establishment!
Can You Earn the Southwest Companion Pass by Ordering Flowers and Gifts? – Million Mile HoldNOse2MuchPump A bad idea taken from Frequent Miler and presented here to sell more Southwest cards…Companion Pass anyone? ^%$$##&
5 Easy Ways to Earn More Miles – MileNOValues Credit cards. City Thank You Premier Card. It pays us commission but we are not going to come out and tell you that, you need to figure it out yourself, huh!
Get 45,000 Ultimate Rewards points with the Chase Sapphire Preferred card and why you should sign up now – Mighty Travels OMG, this is major pumping of a crappy card. I love CNN!
Book Summer Travel: Southwest Schedule Open Through August 7, 2015 – Million OMGIcan’ttakethisanymore! The fact that we get paid to sell/cram Southwest cards down your throat every freaking day has absolutely nothing to do with something that can be said in one line. Instead, we will repeat the same arguments like we have done millions of times. I feel another barf…thank you!
Southwest Adds Belize and Other International Destinations – The Credit Card Guy Inc We assign to writers to come up with content that can easily sell credit cards. In this edition we sell: Southwest cards (Companion Pass!!!!!), Ink Plus, Sapphire Preferred, Freedom, Barcalycard Arrival Plus, Capital One Venture Rewards. What a gig! Hey, get the TPG app so we can sell you plastic with your phone!
Friday Million Miles New Blog Interview – Starts out with “I started collecting miles in February of 2014.” Aaaaah, another expert I see! What is even more pathetic is this blog is using these interviews to sell more credit cards, can readers get a break for one blog post at least?…Nope! Total newbie blogging to tell friends and family how he got a free trip to New York City. Got nailed by credit cards but now, since they can be lucrative, he tells you how to get more of them LOL. Nice of you to start a blog but…do you realize how many of you are out there? DO YOU?
ENDING, LAST CHANCE: 50,000 Point Bonus $0 First Year Fee British Airways Visa Offer – View from The First Class Wing Let’s Barf all together now!
Retirement Plans? See the World and Save Your Funds – Frugal Travel Guy Bunch of non sense. Barclaycard Arrival Plus, Chase Sapphire Preferred. We throw in the non affiliate 2% Fidelity Amex to show this TBB weirdo that we are not 100% pumpers. Oh yes you are!
American Express Platinum Card End Of The Year Housekeeping; Be Sure To Double Dip Or Apply Now For A Triple-Dip! – Dans Deals Not sure about you but I am getting numb about “Last Chance”. Triple Dip sounds so nice. Stil not gonna click it, not when you get this one for 100k Membership Reward points! Oh, while you are here please buy all our other Amex cards too!
Earn a Southwest Companion Pass by Donating to Charity! – Million Miles BS Dear readers, sorry about the Companion Pass assault on your eyes. It’s just that…it pays us so well and apparently you keep buying it so we will continue. Thank you.
How to Use Amex Membership Rewards Points – Mommy Amex Points The fact we get paid by Amex has absolutely nothing to do with this blog post. Absolutely nothing, I am just a mom. FREE! Oh, all these opinions are mine and not influenced. And I am Super Man!
To all bloggers who are selling the inferior US Airways card (the one without the 10k miles on anniversary)…YOU SUCK! Oh, I have not checked the TBB Credit card page but I can assume it has the worst offer so please do not do it! Hey BOP (Best Offers Patrol) reader where have you been?
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Tired of waiting…
First!
Saturday nights are sooooo slow!
Well…second then? I guess it was rigged.
Not bad. Bronze after a long time 🙂
Dan was a big let down this week. I am sure he knows about the 100k offer. He didn’t even bother to mention in his post. Where is 40 and where is 100? Didnt expect this from him. As mile nerd says this entire travel blog world is shady. Can’t trust anyone.
Full disclosure: Some of my links SUCK! 🙂
Happy Holidays Kumar!
Thanks, George. Happy holidays to you as well.
George I signed up for a credit card from your site. Hopefully it posts.
Thank you, much appreciated!
Have you learned anything in the time you have Travel More? Do you see any patterns? Such as: Posts with “Last Chance” attract more clicks than posts with “won’t last long”? Just kidding…Seriously, anything that just jumps out at you? If you come up with “The top 5 things I noticed with TravelMore so far” I will likely post it here with a link back to your site.
You can call in and get upgraded to the 50k + 10k offer, that’s what I did. Might be useful for your readers who want to support you and get the best deal. I didn’t wanna risk a reconsideration call for a card that is supposed to be preferred status only, so just went for regular deal and then upgraded via phone call.
Good idea, thanks. I need to get me another one, I promise this is the last time 🙂
Very true about mile value deleting comments that he doesn’t like!